part 1: you killed both our dads
part 2: both our dads are dead lets kill some vampires
part 3: my dad is never home let’s go kill a vampire
part 4: i grew up without a dad wait i wonder who’s on that boat
part 5: my dad was a dick and i kinda am too but not as much
part 6: fuck you dad wait nvm i love you dad
part 7: sorry dad
part 8: who the heck even is my dad???????